blah blah blah…no brain, just lumpy body…

Ever feel like you’re brain has gone A.W.O.L. and you just can’t formulate a coherent thought?  I was lucky to be able to write even that just now because my brain snuck away last night while I was sleeping.  It’s just all blahblahblahblahblahblahblah – lots of white noise and no useful thinking. 

I guess that since I can’t be on vacation right now, my brain just went ahead and has gone without me.  Lots of daydreaming and watching mindless bubblegum TV (Real Housewives of NYC, Bret Michaels’s Rock of Love Bus…).   And now I think I’ll do my body a favor and send it on a mini vacay too:  Cabernet Sauvignon I love you, I really really do.  Cabernet, take me away – who needs Calgon?  That’s amateur hour.

I’ll be back soon with something substantive, or at least funny because it’s so non-substative.  Either way…

I’d sure as shit love to win the lotto though so that when my brain runs off, as it does from time to time, I could at least take my shell of a body someplace fabulous to make that stupid brain jealous.