I found my first grey hair the other day.
It began innocently enough, with a rearview mirror primp.
It ended obsessively enough, with crazed grooming and plucking.
I am 30-something and have been endlessly pleased with my scalp for resisting the Grey Dread for so long. But alas! My journey has ended. I’m just an old decrepit woman now…headed to the salon for a color wash.
Better start chowing on calcium tablets for my brittle aging bones.
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