Now THAT would be some omelette!

I was wandering the aisles of Whole Foods this morning looking for free food samples picking up a few things, when I saw what I thought were beautiful green avocados and some honeydew melons:

If you have a spare $29.99 you could make the world’s largest one-egg omelette!  Those are ostrich eggs in the foreground and emu eggs are the green ones further back.

I have many, many questions.  Most are unprintable.