Mo’ money please!

Mo’ money = mo’ problems?  I seriously doubt that, but I’d sure be willing to give it a try.

I need a get-rich-quick scheme.  There are just too many vacations, home improvements, wardrobe updates and diamonds to buy.

And since that scam of a “money tree” I bought refuses to produce anything green other than stupid leaves I need ideas.

And don’t even think of suggesting a lottery ticket.  We all know that you need to own a motorcycle or live in a trailer to even have a chance.