So. The Law of Target* proves correct. However! Let it be noted that I found these sweet honey house traipsers on clearance for just $1.48. Red, gold sparkle, pompoms!
The daughter covets them, I feel frisky, and they have the added benefit of built-in cat toy. Plus three points: me.
Unfortunately the cats are not declawed. Minus one point: me.
Also unfortunate? How chunky this photo makes my calves look. Minus two points: me.
We’ll call it a break-even. A keeper at $1.48.
* You will always spend more than you intended. Go in for toothbrushes and toothpaste? Come out with that plus some Clorox wipes, J&J Lavender Baby Oil, Aveeno body cream, two basic tank tops, Easter candy, a terrific idea to spend $180 later on a garden bench, and slippers!