14K gold Tunnel of Love

The Jewelry Exchange has the audacity to advertise the Tunnel of Love bracelet, on sale now at their Bethesda location.  Yes, you read that correctly.

The Tunnel of Love bracelet. Someone needs to fire their advertising firm stat. What does it look like, you ask?  Does it matter?  It’s called the Tunnel of Love bracelet for chrissakes! They should include a bottle of Purell with every sale.

There.  Now don’t you feel dirty?