Ava: What you doing Momma??
Me: “work” [typitty, type, type]
Ava: No Mommy. You have to play castle now.
Me: Just as soon as I finish this email we can play, OK?
Ava: No Mommy! You play castle now or you fall down the stairs and get a bad booboo. OKaaaaaY???
Me: **blink, blink**