Jealous?!? Probably not.
I look like a greasy big-nosed alien and you could land the lunar landing module on that forehead. Not to mention that Aniston haircut is doing absolutely zippo-zilch for me. But still – LOOK! It’s me and BRAD PITT!!
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Awesome. Call US Weekly – because here you come!