Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

These are my tomato plants. My tomato plants are very competitive. I planted six of them, assuming that some of them would not survive (dear “expert” gardening neighbor: you were wrong). Rather than merely survive, the tomato plants took it as a personal challenge and thrived. E-GADS!

You will not need to buy tomatoes this summer, I will be supplying you. I cannot bring myself to assasinate plants with such spirit. I am also considering hosting my own little backyard La Tomatina Festival should production spiral out of control. Bring your own goggles.